We welcome those who are single, happily married, unhappily married, divorced, content or desperate. Whether you look great in skinny jeans or could afford to lose a few pounds, all are welcome.

We welcome those who can sing like Pavarotti as well as those whose best performances are done under a shower head. You’re welcome here if you’re just browsing, you've just woken up or you’re just out of prison. We couldn't give two hoots if you’re more Christian than the Archbishop of Canterbury or haven’t been in church since little Jack’s christening.

The red carpet is laid out for keep-fit mums, football dads, tree huggers, latte sippers, hoodie wearers and Strictly viewers. We particularly welcome you if you’re having problems, you’re down in the dumps, at the end of your tether or could just do with a prayer.

We welcome those who are tattooed, pierced or cut. We offer a special welcome to those who have been Bible-bashed, had religion shoved down their throat as a kid or have been let down by the Church.

Whether you’re a doubter, a seeker, a texter or a tweeter... the Rock welcomes you!